I searched Amazon for The Magic Carpet. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a… small carpet, according to Amazon. It’s only available in purple and averages 4* reviews. One says: “It does move, that’s the only downside I’ve found so far.” Most people love it.
The phrase appears too in the title of a book about coaching sports superstars, which until today shared with mine the distinction (?) of not yet having any reviews on Amazon.co.uk. It looks really interesting though! Sending full supportive wishes to my fellow author over in the US, where he is well reviewed. Update: the day after uploading this blog post, I left the review starting blocks so maybe he will too.
A magic carpet is also a battery powered ‘shimmer and shine’ toy which despite mostly rave reviews, someone says was “the worst toy we bought this Christmas”… (“the dolls themselves are fine but the shoes come off too easily” – er, maybe they’ve been told not to get mud on the, you know, carpet?) The carpet, which “magically flutters” (nifty use of wheels there) “responds to being tilted with over 40 sounds and fun phrases.” Must find a three year old to buy one for.
It’s a tarpaulin, which is “100% waterproof” and has “4 corner attachment points”. I’m liking this product best so far. It sounds so practical. But not really magic.…a carpet shampoo… nah. Life’s too short for shampooing carpets, but each to their own. One customer gives it 5* so she (my sexist guess) must have been blown away.
…an enviably precisely described “Vinsani Magic Clean Step Mat Non-Slip Backing Machine Washable Doormat Carpet Runner Rug Liner – Black/White – 45 X 150 cm”…Too long for a book title, though.
…a children’s colouring in kit but I bet adults can have a go too. Colouring in is so last year, but they’ve added simple sewing to help you relive another forgotten childhood activity.
It’s all those things and more but The Magic Carpet is also MY SECOND NOVEL! Apologies for shouting but I need to get this piece of contemporary fiction off the ground. If you add my name to your search, or just search in “Books” you’ll avoid all the carpets let alone cleaning them, and no one will make you play with anything unless you want to. You can choose the enchanted ebook or the bewitching book (paperback). Then you can drift away, until, coming down to earth with a bump, you write a spellbound review so the one I have already doesn’t feel lonely.
Does that sound like a deal? Amazon won’t accept reviews from known connections of the author, so I need more random readers to make their voices heard or my book will never rise through the section rankings to the magical top 100. Thank you! Now we can all live happily ever after… Good luck to all those other products too and hope you appreciated the shout out.
Jessica Norrie ©2019
Congrats Jessica! So annoying! But also funny. 🙂
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Thank you!
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Congratulations on the new book, Jessica. I enjoyed your clever post. Off to Amazon now – to buy the book, not any of the other magic carpet merchandise.
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Thank you! Have a good flight!
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine and commented:
Jessica Norrie has been comparing the other books and products that carry the title of her new book The Magic Carpet … with some interesting results.. Head over and share if you would… and give a new book a boost.. thanks Sally
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Thank you Sally! Need a Magic Carpet today after driving through rain and bright sun but at least we have electricity!
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Just saw the news hopefully weather related and not someone hacking in … but with the summer holiday travelers not helpful..hugsx
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I’m reading the actual book (in print!) and loving it, but I’ll resist the pull to review it till I’ve finished. But I will, I promise.
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David, you are very kind. I hate marketing, puffing, asking for reviews etc but sadly that’s how the system works. And you may need to invent an alias so Amazon don’t think you have any connection with me. But inventing an alias could be fun…
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A clever way to promote your book. Best of luck!!
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Yes, sometimes I think it’s when you have no ideas at all that the the simplest one comes. And others get some free advertising too so don’t see how they can mind!
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